my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
that’s not how weed works
i love this
straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”
I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD
It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision
This fucking show.
in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like